Last night I was at a friends apartment hanging out and listening to music. I had a can of coke and I inadvertantly dropped the tab in when I took it off…no big deal right? Well not when I was hurried at the very end to get going and took one monstorous swig to drain it and swallowed, yes, swallowed the pop tab. I’m no medical professional, but I can tell this is going to be ugly. In case you’re wondering, updates are absolutely coming.